Tuesday, September 15, 2009

For Rent:

One 21 month old.
He features:
excellent guard dog at night, due to not requiring much sleep
ability to unload silverware from the dishwasher
ability to stuff towels in the proper drawers
excellent organization skills, such as stacking pots and pans
alarm for when things break by saying uh-oh until you go look at it
ability to load sorted laundry into front load washer
obsession with pushing buttons on front load washer and dryer
ability to properly transfer laundry to the dryer
tearer of toilet paper when you need it, will ball it up when requested
washing things in toilets
gives hugs and kisses when injured
locator of pets

He Requires:
kissies on owies, which occur frequently
ability to brush his teeth a lot
Happy Feet movie
mandarin oranges
fruit snacks


Sarah R said...

Very cute. How much?

Sarah said...

most days, free. or shall I say, most nights, free. Yeah, that is more like it. :)

Cate said...

I'd take him!

Anonymous said...

SOLD! To Aunt Emily!